Friday, 20 January 2012

five things that are not so great about having a dog

1.  You are often carrying around a bag of poo.

2.  All your pockets are stained with dog treats.  And your walls/furniture/car with mud.

3.  Much of your wardrobe is chosen on the basis of what hides dog hair most effectively.

4.  You can forget disappearing off to Paris for a spontaneous romantic break - spontaneity
     requires advance planning.

5.  You are forced to get fresh air & exercise everyday whether you want it or not
     and regardless of the weather.

    Wet, muddy Kesä having a drink





      2 comments:

      Anonymous said...

      So true Jennifer!

      Get a Muksak. Brilliant box which will hold several bags of poo and is much better than carrying a biodegradable poo bag full of smelly poo (Bio bags are environmentally friendly but unfortunately don't keep the pong in).

      Only downside is that the lanyard and box is emblazoned with the word 'Muksak' but, what the heck, it goes with owning a 's******g' machine
      :-) ! Linda

      Jennifer said...

      lol good idea - I'll add it to my xmas list :-)